- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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