thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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