If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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willam dafoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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