What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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