why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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