Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

George W. Bush

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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