- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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