- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

they told me not to write here but i did

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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