Tilt your screen back .

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Jersey Shore.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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