- Anti Joke

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

No because your face is really f***** up.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson