How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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