- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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