They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Irish sobriety

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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