- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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