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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why was the boy sad? because.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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