- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

your skull would make a nice pen holder

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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