What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What is funnier than 24 69

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LOL

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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