What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Knock knock Go away

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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