- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

women's rights

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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