- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Women's Rights

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

your no better than a cockroach

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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