Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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