- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Major League Soccer

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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