What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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ask me if im a door yes

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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