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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

A storm be brewin!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Grace Ackerson

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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