Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

your life

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

think twice or at least think

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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