- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Vagina cream... end of story

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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