- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

what has genitial warts? me

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What's the difference between a lamp?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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