- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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