- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Girls Lacrosse.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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