Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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My dad

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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im saul and i love cock

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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