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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Irish sobriety

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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