Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the name of the car? What

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

G:nock nock B:come in!

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