- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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