- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

My Butthole.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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