- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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