What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Poop

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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