what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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