There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A man penetrates another man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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