- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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