- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

How many people live in China? At least ten.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Guess who is violent. Osama

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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