- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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