- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what do you call a young man? a little boy

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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