- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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