- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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