- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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