What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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