- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

The EPA.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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