A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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