- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

knock knock!? . . No.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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