- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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