- Anti Joke

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them