- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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