Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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My Butthole.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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i have two hands.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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YO FACE

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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