- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A seal walks into a club.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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