- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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