- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Fox News

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Sex

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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