Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A woman wears a dress.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

69

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

9/11 my birthday

What comes after 69? 70

Fox News

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Sex

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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