- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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