a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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