- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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