- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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