- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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