Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Irish sobriety

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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