- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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