- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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