- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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