One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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So one time there was this woman learning...

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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