- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

why did sally drown cause she was black

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

My three children are three big mistakes.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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