- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Please don't shoot me

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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