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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Morning wood.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A Mormon walks into a bar