- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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