- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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