- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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