- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Morning wood.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

everyone dislike this

A Mormon walks into a bar

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock Know! Come in!

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Justin beiber's penis

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