- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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