What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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