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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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