- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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