Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A blonde walked into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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