- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Winter

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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