What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

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