- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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