- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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