- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

kennah campion... being nice

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Terraria

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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