There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Your adopted

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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