- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

THE GAME.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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