Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

just in time?

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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