i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

women's rights

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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