What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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THE GAME.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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