- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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