Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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