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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

drugs.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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