- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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