- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Connor is homo

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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