- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Connor is homo

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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