- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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