whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Anthony sucks

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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