- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Knock Knock The doors already open

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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