i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What would Muhammed do?

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Womens rights.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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