- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

The Qur'an

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What does water taste like? Water

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Robin, Get in the Car

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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