A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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minorities

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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