why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Read a Book.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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